What you need is a Tiny Jeff of your own. About five inches tall and sits on your computer/desk/wherever you are, occasionally performing daredevil stunts for your (and his) amusement and spending the rest of his time painting and playing a little guitar. Also has his own equally Tiny Dog.

Meanwhile, I'll get myself a Tiny Edge, and then they can have matches while we're hanging out together. ^_^

(...this is starting to sound like that time I was speculating on the possibility of there being a Lego WWE videogame, because seriously, a game structure whose basis is "break everything that isn't nailed down and a few things that are" would be PERFECT for a wrestling-themed game, y/y?)